A top ten

Me and a ex-coworker names matthew use to get into some heated top ten wars back when we worked at FedEx. Recently we had another via our personal emails but we both remembered to include our old fedex buddies, anthony, dave, jason and Chris I think I won. He started it anyway with his top ten ... about my getting bitched slapped way back in the day... yeah they still remind me of the night of embarrassment. Anywau enjoy the top ten

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Jihad time, Matt's top ten adult films

10. The Matthew _______Story: The naked truth
9. .XXX Goes Down, XXX played by Matt
8. 2257 Raids @ a elementary schoool
7. Einstein, Sex Fiend, Einstein played by Matt
6. Toxic Sex Toys
5. Sex Toy Bans
4. Sex in Space
3. 'Alter-boys Gone Wild
2. Matt's Craigslist Experiment Sex Scandal
1. Inch high private dic


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>Subject: RE: TOP TEN Matt PET PEEVES Date: Mon, 19 Feb 2007
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>That is it... War has been declared. We will wipe the Heb (Heb is my nicname @ Fedex just as his was Wop) off the face of
>the earth.
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>Subject: TOP TEN Matt PET PEEVES
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>TOP TEN Matt PET PEEVES
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>10. Hair palms
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>9. Hair: The Musical
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>8. The way Silvestri forgot his many "favors" back in GSA days
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>7. Anti-Telephoto-lenses windows
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>6. Loose fitting Clothes ( a dig on his daisy dukes)
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>5. Emily Post's Etiquette for Dummies
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>4. KY Jelly warming sensation gel
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>3. The US Army's "don't ask, don't tell policy"
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>2. Females who think they are smarter than him!
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>And the number one Matthew pet peeve is ... drum roll please ... ... ...
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>1. having to go to proctologist to have a "Get Love Glove" removed from
his
>arse