Five

1. I love Huey Lewis, but not the News, because the news is too depressing

2. The Mythical Mr. Boo never says no to sex. He just says, "Tomorrow." And The Mythical Mr. Boo only dates women who have less than 24 hours to live

3. To me, the perfect date consists of dinner, dancing, and sex, with a girl who has no stomach or legs, but does have an overactive sex drive

4. What I lack in courage I more than make up for in underwear. I am possibly the bravest coward to ever go commando

5. A banker is a man who will lend you the short sleeve shirt off his back and demand a long sleeve one in return