Addicted to Internet Porn

Top ten signs Your Partner is Addicted to Internet Porn-

10. During foreplay, he's always double-clicking your G-spot.
9. His new computer includes a DVD-ROM drive, a 56k modem, and a tissue dispenser.
8. When she wants you to take off your pants, she says, "Scroll down."
7. Tells everyone he's a pioneer in "palm computing."
6. He's suing Playboy.com for repetitive stress injuries.
5. Her favorite actor? Tommy Lee.
4. When he sees a hot babe, he wryly says, "Boy, I'd like to click on her."
3. You look deep into his eyes and see a faint image of Asia Carrera burned into his corneas.
2. As you undress, he takes out his credit card and tells you his birthday.
1. During sex, he shouts, "Refresh! Refresh!"

And your bonus sign your partner is addicted to internet porn is ... His version of foreplay: You lie naked on the bed with a sheet covering you... he pulls it down slowly for ten minutes.