A list

I saw this on Alice's blog and had to copy it! 40 THINGS YOU'D LOVE TO SAY OUT LOUD AT WORK but my favorite where:

3. How about never? Is never good for you?

6. I'll try being nicer if you'll try being smarter.

7. I'm out of my mind, but feel free to leave a message.

9. It sounds like English, but I can't understand a damn word you're saying.

And my all time favorite is ...

21. It's a thankless job, but I've got a lot of Karma to burn off.