Friday, June 16, 2006

Ever Wonder?

  1. Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?
  2. Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?
  3. Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?
  4. Why is "abbreviated" such a long word?
  5. Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"?
  6. Why is it that to stop Windows 98, you have to click on "Start"?
  7. Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?
  8. Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
  9. Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?
  10. Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?
  11. When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it?
  12. Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?
  13. Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?
  14. You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?
  15. Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?
  16. Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?
  17. If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?
  18. If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?

2 Comments:

At 11:58 PM, Blogger Sara said...

My husband, who works with the "black box" says that they're not indestructible. It's like a fire resistant safe (it's good, but it can still be destroyed). The black box is placed at the back of the plane (the area that would take the least amount of damage in a crash) and that's why it seems indestructible. Also, it wouldn't be very cost effective considering the amount of planes that crash (it would make the plane alot heavier and would need to either make up for that weight somewhere else (carring less cargo) or use more fuel).

My mom asked Jake the same question a couple of years ago and she got skooled! That's the only reason I remember any of it. She thought she was so smart and Jake set her straight and it was awesome.

 
At 6:31 AM, Blogger kaz said...

gotta love moments like those!

 

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