Yo ho yo ho a pirate's life

Yo ho yo ho a pirate's life for me... seems as if they are making a come back! These are some disturbing times that we live in, so in the spirit of these times a song.

Some men fight for country and crown
Some men fight for silver and gold
Some men fight to win their renown
Some men, they just do as they're told
Some men kill for a bit o' coconut
Some men kill for a nut praline

But give *me* all o' your fake chocolate
For I'm a pirate o' the carob bean
Ohhhhh... fifteen Mounds on a dead man's chest
Yoo-hoo-hoo, and a bottle o' Rum
Twix and the Snickers had done for the rest
Yoo-hoo-hoo, and a bottle o' Rum
Yoo-hoo-hoo! - and a bottle o' Rums